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Could you answer these puns?

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Some examples of the puns to guess were:

ü       The carpenter spotted his cutting tool.

 

ü       The limousine driver took us to the show for free.

 

ü       Changing the flat on her bicycle will wear her out.            

 

(answers : SAW,  CHAUFFEUR,  TYRE/TIRE )

 

 

We’re leaning towards doctoring our sentences here,

to have everyone in stitches,

after feeling a surge on puns we should nurse our wounds and

try to collect our ideas in an orderly fashion…”

 

HOSPITAL! of course!

 

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YELLOW CATEGORY :
The chauffer tried out his new golf club.
 
ANSWER : driver
 
YELLOW CATEGORY :
The small bird could not gulp down its food.
 
 
ANSWER : swallow

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RED CATEGORY :
The general's assistant provided the help.
 
ANSWER : aide or aid
 
RED CATEGORY :
We need to change the main table in the church slightly.
 
 
ANSWER : alter or altar

BLUE CATEGORY :
The limo driver took us to the show for free.
 
ANSWER : chauffer (show for)
 
BLUE CATEGORY :
The sugar beet'll be eaten by a crawling insect.
 
ANSWER : beetle

He's only worth a shilling.
BOB
 
I lean out of the window to see this lady.
 
EILEEN
She's not the marryn' type.
 
MARION
He likes the toilet!!

 

JOHN or LOU

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